Still alive

最近忙著期末報告，每天過著上班族的生活，早上九點到學校參加teamwork，一直忙到下午六點回家，回到家還要做自己的study，實在沒時間上來寫些東西。

不過，我還活著。

文字太慢，影片是個文字生不出來時的好替代品，放兩個最近看過最有趣及最有創意的clips上來，就當我還活著的證據。


1. Diesel SFW XXX
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2. Jizz in my pants
英文很好的，聽歌詞，英文不好的，看字幕。
不過字幕翻譯有些地方不大對，底下附上歌詞，就自己發揮吧。

Jizz in my pants

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

Jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
Jizz in my pants
don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

Now I’ll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

Jizz in my pants
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizz in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizz in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
Jizz in my pants

I just ate a grape and I
Jizz in my pants
Jizz in my pants

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I jizz right in my pants everytime you're next to me
And when we're holding hands its like having sex to me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

Cuz I
Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

Drink in Dutch way

在歐洲人的眼裡的美式和義式pizza差別在哪？................他媽的就只差在餅皮厚度！

晚上process manager約整個group來個小酌，原本說好process managee會請第一輪的酒，接下來就各付各的，結果今天見識到真正的Dutch way......

"Go Dutch!"就是指各付各的，想不到班上荷蘭同學的作法更讓人眼珠掉出來，點酒前先問Peter酒單上最好喝的啤酒是啥，他介紹Belgium的Triple Karmeliet，點了後也的確是少見的好啤酒，味道有點偏酸，但啤酒居然也能釀到味道層次分明，這讓喝過無數啤酒的我突然對啤酒產生敬意，後來才知道這隻啤酒原來是World Beer Award 2008的winner，不過價錢也是最貴的，一瓶要€4.6，這在一杯啤酒不到€2 的歐洲算貴的，一開始不好意思，還對process manager說抱歉，我沒注意到價錢，不是故意要點最貴的啤酒來佔他便宜。

大家知道我喝酒單上最貴的啤酒後，第一輪還沒喝完，原本要請客的process manager就先帶頭丟€10在桌上，接下來每個人也跟著丟€10出來，桌上的錢就變成喝酒基金，原本點regular beer的每個人，第二輪開始不甘示弱點Triple Karmeliet，想不到"Go Dutch"已經進化成檯面上大家不計較一起出錢，私底下卻誰也不想吃虧猛灌，倒楣的就是兩個不喝酒的女孩子，花了€10只喝了兩杯茶。

喝完酒肚子也餓了，跟著荷蘭同學一起去義大利餐廳，這是到荷蘭3個月後，第一次踏進餐廳。

Pizza在menu上區分成義式、美式 ，一直以為美式兩個字就是指double size、高熱量及胖死你，那時餓得分不清是酒醉還是頭暈，想不沒想就決定來張美式的little Italy來撐肚子， 等看到其他人的義式pizza才覺得自己是白痴，根本在吃麵粉。

一個普通的夜晚，轉眼又是€25的開銷，一星期的菜錢..........

Stroopwafels

荷蘭對吃的實在很不行，不過stroopwafels倒是例外。

stroopwafels在open market幾乎都找得到，從字面、照片上大概也猜得出來和waffle有關係，其實它就和waffle很像，只不過荷蘭這裡用的是麵團，而不是一般美式waffle比較稀的麵糊，我猜他們用麵團是為了保存久一點，一袋stroopwafels可以放兩個禮拜。

stroopwafels裡面夾的東西很簡單，就是麥芽糖，看似簡單的東西，不過各家作法巧妙不同，買到現在還沒有一家味道相同，我最喜歡的是在麥芽糖裡摻入肉桂。

在星期六open market裡的攤位

前面咖啡色的是麵團，老闆在塗的就是麥芽糖

不過這東西最有趣的是它的吃法，每片stroopwafels尺寸都剛好和馬克杯杯口大小一樣，泡好一杯咖啡，就把stroopwafels像杯蓋一樣蓋在上面，沒多久麥芽糖就會軟化，吃起來軟軟綿綿的，再配上咖啡真是絕配！

麥芽糖開始軟化

一袋€2，有12片

荷蘭人對吃隨便到不行，常常在學校就看到大家拿半條土司出來啃，裡面了不起夾片cheese，其他啥都不用放，真搞不懂這樣吃怎能長這麼高，不過stroopwafels很出乎我意料，荷蘭人居然會想出這麼有趣的吃法，而且荷蘭天氣冷，一杯熱咖啡加上夾了麥芽糖的stroopwafels，很快就能補充熱量，味道也很搭，是我目前吃過荷蘭當地食物最喜歡的。