Still alive

最近忙著期末報告，每天過著上班族的生活，早上九點到學校參加teamwork，一直忙到下午六點回家，回到家還要做自己的study，實在沒時間上來寫些東西。

不過，我還活著。

文字太慢，影片是個文字生不出來時的好替代品，放兩個最近看過最有趣及最有創意的clips上來，就當我還活著的證據。


1. Diesel SFW XXX
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2. Jizz in my pants
英文很好的，聽歌詞，英文不好的，看字幕。
不過字幕翻譯有些地方不大對，底下附上歌詞，就自己發揮吧。

Jizz in my pants

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

Jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
Jizz in my pants
don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

Now I’ll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

Jizz in my pants
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizz in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizz in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
Jizz in my pants

I just ate a grape and I
Jizz in my pants
Jizz in my pants

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I jizz right in my pants everytime you're next to me
And when we're holding hands its like having sex to me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times its a necessity

Cuz I
Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)